Surely that must be the Goats new account?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Dude
the guy goes through all this "and then I was really hard and the dojo and criminals were scared of my punchbag and shit" then the punchline is that no matter how hard he had become, his wife could still beat him in a fight.

Must have been why they separated (Not split) to spare the local area being razed to the ground should they engage in mortal combat.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Do you think it would have been like a low budget version of Hancock?
Except it would have made people laugh?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I think it would have been
a couple of overweight goths inefectually slapping each other before one of them pulls their hamstring attempting a roundhouse kick.

What do you expect from a £10 an hour sensei ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

But have you seen his profile
It's full of weird stuff like The Goats was, and he is currently homeless apparently.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

But I thought The Goat dropped off the grid, man, y'know, to get away from the man, man
He's mining his own water in Paraguay in a shack, man.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Maybe thats his "project"
that he sent his "wife" away for.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

He had to let her go, otherwise he would have destroyed her in his Kung-Fu Grip

( Theoban What of it, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:06, archived)