Christ, the temporary receptionist at work today is cute as hell
I'm going to have to bang my cock against the wall this evening to get rid of the erection.
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

this is exactly how stalking starts

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

Who needs to stalk someone when they willingly come to the same office as you?

( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

My favourite erection-related phrase: a cat couldn't scratch it.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

A diamond-cutter
if you will.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

Why not just bang your cock against her?
I'm sure that would make it go away more effectively.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:16, archived)