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I'd say today I've made better internet for all.
Well done JMG.

Feel free to get on your feet and applaud.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
Like any of these fuckers are going to stand up for anything apart from maybe another trip to the fridge.
Oh JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
They'd probably accept that as a valid claim

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
Talking of things that are your fault
My jaw seems to have slightly dislocated, and now I can't bite properly. This is going to affect what I have for dinner you know.

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
You're such a scamp!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
How have you made it better?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
I'm JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
She just doesn't get it, does she?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
Not even with somebody else's.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
I don't think even Mykey makes inappropriate remarks at her any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
That's unprecedented.
That would make her even less attractive than his missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
Do you not like her?
I've not met her.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
Is it possible to dislike somebody you've never met?
I mean ... apart from Hitler. And you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
I heard hitler had some good dinner anecdotes

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
at least he was consistent in his persecution
Didn't let gays or gypos get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
Did she used to post on here a lot
I've never really even exchanged internet contact with her.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
She's actually lovely.
There's a relationship I just don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
Perhaps he's less of a charmless oaf with a million chips on his shoulders in real life.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
Perhaps he has a really really large penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
WHOOP WHOOP OBVIOUS STRIKETHROUGH APPROACHING AWOOGA AWOOGA.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
Really nice bloke.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
i've met him, nice fella

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
This is getting hammered into the internet, now.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
Keep track of which ones you have posted.
For obvious reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
Oh no!
I repeat myself.
This is only the start.

There's going to be HELL on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
*narrows eyes*
I've seen you use the phrase 'hell on' before JMG....

JMG HAS REPEATING BALDAUTISM
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
WARHAMMER!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
VIRGINITY

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
*Flips through E-Book*
HACKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
Fair point
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
Christ, the temporary receptionist at work today is cute as hell
I'm going to have to bang my cock against the wall this evening to get rid of the erection.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
this is exactly how stalking starts

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
Who needs to stalk someone when they willingly come to the same office as you?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
My favourite erection-related phrase: a cat couldn't scratch it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
A diamond-cutter
if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
Why not just bang your cock against her?
I'm sure that would make it go away more effectively.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
Well,
I'm disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
Actually,
It's Wormulus' fault this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
I blame JMG

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
Although the blue blob meme on /board
That was mostly my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
And who does he blame?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
World of Warcrimes

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
What did he blame before that?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
I have a phone interview on Friday.
YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
Go Ireland.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
If they ask a difficult question just say "I have three answers to that, firstly kch trsskk kschschshshsh tszzzzkttsksksksk ..." and then put the phone down.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
Excellent
hope it goes well for you
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
Have you heard back from yours?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
Not yet
She said they had two more people to interview and I'd hear back next week sometime. Want it to be now dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
Is that the animal-testing place?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
Argh gay.
HURRY UP PRACTICES.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
No the vet hospital. I didn't go to the animal testing place in the end.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
Ah, I see.
Well best of luck with the non-testing one then.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
Mind if I have a flounce?
Nah, not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
Oh JMG *sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
Indeed.
I'm even wearing a white Stetson.
Just like Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
Your grace really doth surpass all understanding.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
If I was a biker I'd always lead the gang.
We'd stop to help old ladies across the street, too.
We're swell.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
i might stay in tonight, imagine that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
There will be celebrations in the Land of the Fishes.
Ummm ... it's not really a 'land' is it? I didn't think this through.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
it was more pub then round a friends for dinner, but i really can't be bothered
this may cause upset
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
I'm terribly upset.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
food and friends?
I'd keep it to yourself, don't want any tears.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
I can hear the internet indignation and the offline disappointment mounting.
Except I have the whole internet and non-internet on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
i hope my friend hasn't gone to any trouble over the food, but i need a night in for once
i'm old and tired
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:28, archived)