They'd probably accept that as a valid claim
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SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:01,
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Talking of things that are your fault
My jaw seems to have slightly dislocated, and now I can't bite properly. This is going to affect what I have for dinner you know.
:-(
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:02,
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You're such a scamp!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:03,
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