When I worked for Pets At Home, I once came home with £20 of cat food.
Because it was going out of date in a month.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Laptop :)

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

I've only ever had part time jobs.
I did once come away with a laser though.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

PA system.
And all the wood I can eat.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Did you have a cat at the time?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Yes.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

Did you share your bounty with your cat?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

no he ate both sections, the cat had the cat food, lol
just kidding, great
( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Some of it.
There was far too much for one cat to eat in a month, so I donated the rest to the local vet.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

ahh man that's kind, vietnam soldiers don't get the respect they deserve
well done you, not that i condone the american invasion of vietnam, but then i'm not really here to judge, no offence, great
( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Don't bother giving it to vets, they get it cheap.
Shelters need it more.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I'm thinking it's too late for that advice

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Really?
How did you deduce that?
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Wasn't a shelter within easy reach at the time.
Nearest was a good 45 min drive.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Inconsiderate cunt.
You kill shelter puppies. You're worse than Obama.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

I hate puppies.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Yes, yes,
kittens.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 21:32, archived)