Pffft!
I walk about 5 miles per day - balances it out :P
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

*runs around you while you walk*
SPEED IT UP, TUBS
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

*runs*
*wheezes*
*lights cigarette*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:38, archived)