Oh thank FUCK for that.
Hopefully no more people whining about The Randomburn. All the participants have been GAZZED now. I started at 18.44 and have sent the last one now. BEER FOR ME NOW.

How you?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

Alright.
I bought banana sorbet instead of lemon by mistake. Gay.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Banana flavoured things are fucking vile.
/controversial internet opinion

In other news, Hello Maggie!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

controversial correct
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

You're both mental

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

mental correct

I CAN DO THIS AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

These people must learn.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

earn ove bananas
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

v ath
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

Bananas are lovely. Banana flavoured things aren't.
END OF.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

HELL YEAH

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

i bet you can't guess what song my cd starts with!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Is it "Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!" by B. Nana and the Bananas?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

Yes! we have no bananas
?
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

it has nothing to do with bananas
i was asking BS specifically because she's seen cds made by me before and they invariably have the same track 1
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

Of course I can't!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

hmmm.
do you mean that banana flavoured things are vile, or that banana flavourings are vile? Important distinction!
( Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Can you let me in on the finer points of the difference?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

well, one is the real taste
and the other is the taste of a flavouring that tries to be real but isn't.

Example: I love fresh strawberries, but I hate strawberry-flavoured chewing gum.
( Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

aah, riiiiight!
Banana flavoured things are fucking vile. Apart from bananas.
No banana milkshake, banana yoghurt, banana sorbet, banana ice cream etc...
It's not just artificial flavourings with me either. Cooked bananas are equally as vile.
No banana cake, banana bread or banana bread beer either.
Just a nice, simple, plain green-side-of-yellow banana for me thanks!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

I love you

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

*draws brown gun*
PE-NOWWWW! PE-NOWWWW!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Hello!
They are, they're hideous. I was very disappointed, bad times.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

steady on now, many countries grow bananas and provide jobs for numerous people
not that i'm suggesting your views are either anti the farmers or bananas, forum banter, great
( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

haha. I do like you.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Hey,
I never got my RB addresses.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

You didn't sign up

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

SO SHUT UP

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

I sent you a psychic message.
Didn't you get it?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

how are we going to know where not to send CDs?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Oh shit, I've already not sent yours

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

go to the moon and fling your cds as hard as you can
towards the earth
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

It's lucky I'm already in my moon base

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

i know,
i totally saw that you said so earlier

i was paying attention!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

by moon base you know I mean I'm in under an upturned childrens sandpit wrapeed in tinfoil breathing through a vacuum cleaner hose occaisionally making radio static 'PPSSHRRTTT' noises and 'BLEEP BLEEP'

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

i didn't know for sure
but i secretly really hoped
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

I've just finalised a couple of song substitutions and mine is as good as ready to burn!
It's quite an eclectic mix! Hooray!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

I didn't get a gaz,

I didn't sign up or anything though
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

Top organising.
On a related note, does anyone know how much it costs to send a CD to Germany and South Africa?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

Yeah. Sorry about that.
It's how it got randomed :(
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

It's no problem.
What are the rules again? All random apart from 4 substitutions?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Uh oh! :(
RUN! QUICK!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

to be honest, i kind of need a recap of the rules as well
since the calendar entry has been and gone
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

S'okay, I bookmarked it!
a) the compilations MUST be a random collection of songs, so stick your music deely on shuffle or randomise or whatever and choose the first 18 tracks it throws up.

b) you can have up to three song substitutions and two same artist swaps.

c) if you sign up, PLEASE make sure you actually take part. I can’t cope with disappointed B3tans or angry B3tans gazzing me constantly asking where the hell their cds are. If I have to deal with loads of these, there’ll be hell to pay.

d) the date to get them posted off by is 18th May. You have absolutely no excuse to be a lazy shitbag about this. You've got tonnes of time.
©Fighty Irish Industries 2009
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

You can still read the calendar entry though...
just click on 'this month'.
( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

tidy

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Oh, you haven't got Bou have you?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Oh my God.
She'd have been told to GET TO FUCK
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Just send a CD with "FUCK OFF, SPASTIC" on a loop

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Whine whine whine...
I'm good, I played football for my company's football team today. We lost 12 - 3, but I'd like you to know I was only responsible for conceding 2 of those goals.

Thanks for doing the Random Burn, you are most awesome for doing so.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

i'm making mine now
my people are super lucky
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

One of the songs on mine has the same name (different spelling) as a b3tan I'm sending it to!
IMAGINE THAT!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

FUCKING HELL

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

Not at best.
Eating some grapes. Watching old south park. planning stuff to do over the next couple of days.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

what sort of stuff
are you planning?
( Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

boring errands
bill paying, paying the deposit on my house, doctors, optician, join the new gym. lots of spending and not a lot of goods.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

i've just run 10km
everyone else is worse than me, because of that
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

I've run 10km as well
Not at once, though. Should be 15km by 2011.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

*runs rings around you*
FATSO
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Pffft!
I walk about 5 miles per day - balances it out :P
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

*runs around you while you walk*
SPEED IT UP, TUBS
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

*runs*
*wheezes*
*lights cigarette*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

I'll see if I can start burning tonight
Should all be sent out on Monday.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

great

( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

Yes I am

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

I'm pretty good.
It was my day off, I had my hair cut, I have been happy with it for a whole seven hours now which is very nearly a record.
( Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

I am scared of hairdressers ):

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Is ): you looking out from under a long fringe?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

in what way?
I mean I've never worried about them in a Sweeney Todd kind of way, but I have been known to put off going simply because I cannot handle being in a hot noisy room while trying to make meaningless conversation with someone who expects me to give a shit about 'layering' and 'feathering' and fuck knows what else.

Male hairdresser this time. Great improvement.
( Batsgirl, Wed 13 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Thank you!
Mine won't get done until after the 26th May. Essay hand-in date.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 13 May 2009, 22:08, archived)