I think the average weekly amount of postings is way down these days too
*sounds the gong of internet death*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:53, archived)

bah dont be so downbeat
this place has had more ups and downs than a spastic on a bouncy castle.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

it's because I'm not online as much these days, isn't it?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:58, archived)

Have you been yielding fewer pages when you search for your name every morning
you enormous pancake of a man.
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

Perhaps you've stopped replying to yourself
that would have saved many posts
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

but had he not
he would have lost the game!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

*snigger*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

If i searched for my name every morning id be inundated with badger desperately trying to get my attention
I imagine he cries every night.

Although considering he probably has to escape his missus trying to eat him every night, im not surprised.

lolfatkillingyouyoung
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

I imagine this to happen in a benny hill stylee
But with the sad, plinky plonky music from the end of the incredible hulk.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

*drops 10,000 spoons behind you*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:23, archived)