Because I have asthma and my boss has informed me to STAY THE FUCK HOME*.
*actual text message received.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 8:17,
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Yeah.
But your boss hasn't yet found out that you have asthma. That's just a coincidence.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:19,
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