And of course
you wouldn't beat someone up if there was a chance they could actually beat you. No, you'd wait until they were spacked out on drugs and completely defenseless. And pinned by a car. Then it's fair game.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:38, archived)

I love how the more detail he adds, the less believable it is, rather than the other way round.

( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:40, archived)