He did kicked in the head, in fairness.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

It almost certainly was fair
especially if he was that much of a cunt when he was a young lad.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:44, archived)