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This may have been mentioned before....
but is anyone else overcome with fear at Gordon Brown's illuminous teeth?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
No
it's just you.

because you are a mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
it's not paranoia when they REALLY are out to get you...
*pulls duvet up to nose*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

they REALLY are out to get you it's mental retardation
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
I haven't noticed them
too busy looking at the eye.

The fake one.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
I'm also perturbed by his Darth Vader-esque breathing....

(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
The whole package is pretty
terrifying really.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
are you looking for the red light behind it?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
What we really need is someone to
go and slap him on the back of the head, hard.

See if it pops out.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
He doesn't have a fake eye.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
It may not be fake
but it is rubbish.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
Yeah, he has shit easily detachable retinas.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
Shows how unsuitable he is for political office really
they've got to be able to take a punch.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
He did kicked in the head, in fairness.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
It almost certainly was fair
especially if he was that much of a cunt when he was a young lad.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
Don't ruin my fun.
It pokes off in different directions.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

eye
cock
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
Overcome with fear?
No. Foreign politics is so much more interesting than British at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
Who's Burlesconi been feeling up this week?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
The press's favourite theory at the moment is that Noemi Letizia is an illegitimate daughter of his.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
The man is an absolute legend.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
There was a great bit on the Today program at 8.55
when a german journalist and an italian journalist were asked if the scandals had damaged teh credibility of british politics, the german said "absolutley, it cannot continue like this" the italian went "nah, not really, it's worse in italy"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
in Italy the politicians own the media
which helps a bit.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
Well, one politician owns half the media.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
True
I put my point across clumsily
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
You ARE a marionette...

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
You've never seen me dance.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
I'm quite pleased about this

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
He has given me so many good things to write about.
I'm writing an essay at the moment about how political scandal affects voter turnout and he's great for it, as is Sarko.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
Didn't he refer to a large majority of voters as 'testicles'?
He's brilliant.

I think they referred to him on Have i Got News For You as 'John Prescott, Boris Johnson and Prince Philip rolled into one'
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
you don't get to see them very often

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
Nope.
HAI HUBARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
hello m'dear
how is your good self? Still living in that England?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
Indeed.
I'm alright, seem to be permanently stricken with bad AIDs. Off for bloods in a minute. Still, leaving my job, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
No,
I'm more worried about the lizard-face he's got hidden behind that man-one.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
No.
I watched two horror movies last night. One was barely horror, but the main character had lovely lips, and the other wasn't half bad, but had been filmed in the cinema. In direct contradiction to the point of downloading, I'm going to buy it on blue ray.

The link here is fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
No
But, I have never looked at his teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
i can't say i have ever thought about it, now i have thought about it i'm not sure
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
What Goat said.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
i am usually too overcome with rage at his jaw-slackenings to notice such things
why does he have to belm so much?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
I have to stop looking at the screen after a while because of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
i'm glad it's not just me
i'm sure i've got enough irritating mannerisms myself, but that particular one really sets me off. the only other thing to irrationally annoy me that much is the sound of people eating with their mouth open. they're enjoing their food- i should feel happy for them!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
No you shouldn't
you should be writing a strongly worded letter to their parents outlining how they've obviously failed to instill even the most basic of manners in their cuntsplashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
Unless they are Japanese and eating noodles or soup

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
That grates on me as well, even though I know the reasons for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
imagine the people eating are actually enjoying you cock in their mouths, problem solved
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
aha!
you have a brand of psychotherapy i just wouldn't get on the NHS
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
nerp
I'm planning costumes.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:59, archived)