You just need to wedge a glass jar up there.

( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

£80 to watch
£200 to be the "recepticle"
and £400 to reach up and pick your own.

It's a winner.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Keep the pickled onions in it,
And you can sell 'em afterwards for a tenner a pop.
( Cawl, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:17, archived)