Surely wanking is what you do
when you've got nothing to do in the office for five minutes?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

It's what I do
when my bitches get uppity and they need some respect jizzed back into their hair.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:13, archived)