Point taken, but still what form of sexy inspiration would asexuals use?
Hmm... I must remember to take the bin bags out they're getting a bit whiffy though that might be the bin itself I must make a note to wash that out which reminds me the taps in the kitchen could do with a clean I'll have to pop to the supermarket to get more OH GOD I'M CUMMING!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Sitting on something vibraty?
I don't know, I'm a porn person.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I can cure asexuallity with a quick flash of my nudger.
There would be aquaplaning of rare proportions and girly-gloop everywhere.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:30, archived)