I ran over a dog on my way to work
one of those disabled ones with wheels at the back.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

if you'd hit it head on
you could have rolled it all the way to the office
( spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:43, archived)