Hello /talk
I had my braces off yesterday! 10 months of hell is finally over!

How're you? Has anything particularly good happened to you lately?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

I had sex last night
with your mum
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

After me.
sorry about the mess.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

ZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

wotcher gramps.
how's yer angina?
:P
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

I haven't got one of those.
Still in a bit of pain, waiting for the fuckers to sort me out. Still Can't complain, I've got loads of work in the office and the band is doing quite well now. We have a new drummer and he ain't half good.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

they can rebuild you. they have the technology.
It's probably tax deductable too.
sorry for not being at the bash.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

How's your stone, has it made an appearance at all?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

*pokes*
it is alive...
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

yep. sorry Jude.
how's poppy? happy with her hippy replacement? lolrofl etc *hug*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

I made my dojo competition squad.
I saw Andrew Bird last night

I'm going to mid-wales tonight to climb on Friday, bike ride on Saturday and climb again on Sunday.

Apparently some girl(s) fancies me.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

It's me in a wig.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

Are you Alex or Lorna?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

Her. The second one. Defo her.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

pretty handy on a trumpet then?
SERVES AN ADVANTAGE.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

My fingering has to be seen to be believed.
It has been known to reduce grown men to tears.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

Blimey! I can't wait until we duet.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Nice

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

I'm quite pleased.
Are you?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

I'm ecstatic for you!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

I was questioning whether you were suitably pleased by having the braces removed, rather than your general feeling towards my good fortune.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

I know, I know
Yes, I'm pleased. My teeth still look odd due to having a bottom jaw still fucked, but they're straight, white as fuck and feel smooth!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

I am glad.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I hope it's a real life girl not an internet girl.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

2 real life girls
one from swimming
one I've known for years but apparently she's only just 'seen me' according to her friends.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

good work,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

what can I say, other than apparently some girls fancy the 'tramp' style

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

There's no accounting for taste eh,
it's always nice to have someone find you attractive, however because I'm a brainwrong that usually puts me right off them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

this happens to me too
but I think I can cope with it this time.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

I will only give this "fancying" 3/10
untill you've got both of them to simultaneously fellate you and sent me photographic proof.

Then I'll give it a 9 (Unless either of both of them is Moohaalaa)
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

SEXY! (:

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Mid wales TUTT
I'll be climbing up in the Meirionnydd

although Meirionnydd is more North Wales it's just the real mid wales has nothing in it and southern North Wales is still fairly civilised.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

I might run off to Abersoch again.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

give me a shout, I might join* you again.
*if you want me to or don't mind.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I don't know when or how or anything.
but if i make specific plans i'll let you know
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

smashing, make it the hottest days of the year again
and I'll try and make sure there are waves, and less jellyfish
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I dont want sunburn again! ):

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

I will bring an umbrella

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm getting a 360 for my birthday.
I'm excited as a fat kid hearing the unmistakable chimes of 'greensleeves'.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

When is yours?
I got a fucking keyring light thing for mine!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

20th. Same as baldmonkey's

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Aaaah
Mine was the 10th. I'm 22 now :(
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

mrs me got a gerber mini-leatherman tool, as i was too skint for anything impressive
it's actually the most awesome thing and i wish i'd kept it for myself
( spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

do do, dah dum de da dum de da!
It's like 2 weeks and a day until my Birthday, May is an excellent birthday month.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

I wholeheartedly agree!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

All the cool kids' parents had sex in September.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Too right lovely GMoS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

FOUR DAYS! \o/

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

GOSH, THAT'S GOOD, I'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOUR BRACES

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

DID YOUR TROUSERS FALL DOWN LOL!!!!11111

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

*comedy trombone*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Oooh! SEXY!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I ran over a dog on my way to work
one of those disabled ones with wheels at the back.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

if you'd hit it head on
you could have rolled it all the way to the office
( spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

I am about to apply for a job
This certainly means I will get it as I am pinning all my hopes on it.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Once I get my new HC2 I can get some new retainers
my wisdom teeth have totally come out so I cant wear them and I should be ):
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

How much are retainers?
Mine was all free at the hospital, and I got them shortly after turning 21.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I don't know. I got mine when I was 17.
I know that going to the dentist for a check up is almost £20. fuck that.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

I got tonnes of cool loot for my birthday.
And a friend of mine had spare tickets to see The Specials. I'm going tomorrow night. YAY.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

What are you getting me?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

What did you get me?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

YEY!
take lots photos and boogie. that's what the cool kids do.. (;
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I shall boogie.
Not too sure about the pics though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I read that as "The Spangolins".
I've been on here too long.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

OH SURE!
Reply to everyone else but not me!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

i bet you didn't get a bat-shaped uglydoll
that'd be the coolest thing to get
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

OMG!
I totally DID get one of those!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Are the commas in the right place in this sentence? My brain has turned to mush and I can't concentrate on punctuation any more.
"Postmodern literature seeks to examine the modes of being of literature and books, the ways in which seemingly concrete patterns and rules of genre and structure have evolved and can be altered and, recognising that we exist in an age of lost innocence where creation ex nihilo has become an impossibility, how these established genres can be manipulated to one’s own end and played with in order to highlight oversights perceived by postmodern writers in the texts they seek to rewrite."

I'll be a lot happier in 19 days.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

I got two words into that, looked ok up to then

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

cheers ok forum banter great
no offence
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

if you were a bloke I'd say you're in dire need of a blowjob right now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

I would say it needs splitting up into several sentences. It's awfully long.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

It makes me look cool and academic, no?
No it doesn't. Oh dear.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Long sentences are good in academicky stuffs
It make good. Me like.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

if I were you
I'd shout "PISSHOLES TO THIS BOLLOCKS" then go and get drunk right now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

My new t-shirts arrived in the post yesterday
I am now wearing one saying 'I hate waking up'. I'm LOLARIOUS, me.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

everyday is a good day, nice life, great people, happy times
smart
( mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

No.
Now the heads of my screws are all ruined. :(
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

S:

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

don't worry too much, screws are normally inexpensive, unless i suppose you are on a really tight budget and any un expected expense is one you can ill afford
if so , no offence, ok
( mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

That's some impressive disclaimer there.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

I just found out I passed my most recent OU assignment and did better than I have before. Gives me a boost for this final big one.
Yay!
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

Congratulations and your current and no doubt future academic acheivement, :)
*high fives*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Thank you :)
Still early days in terms of the whole degree but I'm really pleased anyway.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

well done to you, i'm sure it will set you in good spirits to acheive the standard required for completion of the next one
unless of course it doesn't, in which case, don't worry, or do, great
( mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6148082
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

Well done pet.
My essay is coming together nicely and then I'll have finished coursework and just have exams to worry about.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

I have cold hands.
But yes, good things. I discovered yesterday after an update, that my 360 is not just an overpriced dvd player. Forced man to play GTA IV through to the finale missions, which is good because he got bored four missions before the end set about a year ago, and I really want him to finish it. Might pressure him into it on Sunday. Muahaha.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

you could try putting your hands somewhere warm, like a pocket, but maybe you have no pockets and like having cold hands, it's not for me to say really
good stuff, great
( mongychops, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

FUCKING STOP IT!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

this week's been a mixture of promise and unpromise
promise: done loads of DIY, had several people wave contract work at me, fixed an AMAZINGLY obscure bug, got new phone (gold stars and cups of tea to you), randomburn is beginning, planted loads of plants, had a picnic, gig on saturday, pet insurance paid out £1500

unpromise: the dog had another spack, phone companies are awkward, i'm developing insomnia, no-one's ACTUALLY given me a contract yet

unemployment is EVENTFUL
( spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:35, archived)