Can you imagine, if someone did actually piss on your chips?
/ac
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

It would be my lucky day

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

I'd get my little wooden fork
and lever their eyes out with it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:11, archived)