
if chuffing wonderful and
I shall follow it with a bath
I thangyew
( , Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)

Walk through the house stark-bollock naked.
Don't dry yourself properly and leave wet footprints where you walk and arseprints where you sit.
Wee in the shower to save time.
( , Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)

though Mr V hasn't walked through the house naked since I nearly died laughing at him running down the stairs
( , Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)