You only ever say it's not completely serious
after everyone has told you what an idiot you are.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

It's the IDIFTL defence.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

Well, maybe people should learn that I'm never serious
And then perhaps I wouldn't need to explain it.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

I just don't think you have the mental capacity to be anything other than totally earnest.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:22, archived)