I had bacon.
STREAKY bacon.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

I like my bacon only just cooked. None of that crispy shite.
How do you have yours?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

like meaty glass,
I can see this going sugar in tea
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

*bristles*

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:48, archived)