An hour and a half?
Get it together you shitstains.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

maybe its the thread drought I have been hearing so much about..
come on

there are loads of things to talk about

sex

food

eurovision

sex
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

DIY
I built bookcases yesterday. I was going to build beds today, but my Mum needed me to take her to the supermarket. I'm a good daughter.
( jenpots, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

good daughter?
other name for a spinster I believe ;)
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

:oD
this too
( jenpots, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

I had sex with my girlfriend last night
there were 3 positions and some oral. she came twice. is this the sort of thing you want to know?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

Did you fall asleep "in her", and then carry on when you woke up?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

hang on
hangggg on


done
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

Poke it up your scabby jappy you cock oiled gruntting spunkhat

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

I had bacon.
STREAKY bacon.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

I like my bacon only just cooked. None of that crispy shite.
How do you have yours?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

like meaty glass,
I can see this going sugar in tea
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

*bristles*

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

I couldn't think of a decent thread
so I didn't bother.
( jenpots, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

That shouldn't stop you.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

shut up shut up

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

I'm chosing things that I want for my birthday on Amazon
that nobody will ever get me (:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

Expensive new lenses?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

nah
more like LOMOs and DVDs. www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/P64RE1XF4FPN
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

MOAR!
www.amazon.co.uk/Lomography-Lomo-920-Oktomat-Camera/dp/B0007VVXHQ/ref=pd_sim_ce_6

:-D

D700? That really is a wishlist :-p
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

To be fair I have a D700 sat next to me right now.
but it is only on loan from uni. but a wish list is a wish list! q:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

I have a slightly used 100W light bulb next to me.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Please may I fondle your buttocks?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

Yes.
*mandrils*
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

I haven't got anything to get worked up about
I could tell you about the E30 325iX I have my eye on, but you wouldn't care
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

DOG RAPES HORSE

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Fight Deacon.
joey-deacon.mybrute.com
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:47, archived)