You wouldn't need narcolepsy.

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That'd be the main joke.
We were pretending all along.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

STOP MENTIONING ME YOU TIGHT-TROUSERED TORRENT OF TEDIUM

(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

No.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I laughed so hard I nearly started.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:57, archived)