That last thread was painfully shit.
So, Limey has finished her coursework and is well on her way to finishing her degree, Wormulus has probably got to level 10 paladin or whatever of world of fatcraft and I once downed a sherbert fountain in one go.

What was the last thing you did that you were truly proud of?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

How's yours coming along?
I've just watched this and it's made me all happy but I'm not sure why. thejoyformidable.com/
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

Ummmm.... 600 words :(
But BUT, last night I sat up until 6am and only wrote 50 so today is a massive improvement. It's in for 10am tomorrow (the draft that is). Eeeek.

Fantastic stuff for finishing yours! We will have to have celebratory finishing degrees drinks sometime soon.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

Well done love. Have you got the coffee and cigarettes required for any good all-nighter?
And yes, I finish on June 2nd and am FREE as a bird from then on. Drinkies a-go-go.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I finish June 4th!
I have some cigarettes but no coffee :( I'll just have to make really really strong tea.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

I finish mine on May 26th.
I had an all-day exam today, which was shit and I really want to pass so I don't have to do it again. I still have 2 x 1,500 word essays to go before hand in as well.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Those are pretty small essays but small can be hard.
Winston Churchill said he wrote long letters because he didn't have time to write short ones.

Good luck with everything my lovely dear! An all day exam sounds knackering, pour yourself a glass of wine pretty lady.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

I had a large G & T when I came out.
We all came out of the exam room and straight into the nearest pub. The two short ones are on employment law, which I don't mind but want to get right.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

Do you write loads and then cut it down?
I take ages and do it slowly but try to get it done in one go. Some people on my course do 2,000 words for a 500 word report and then cut it back.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

No, I try my best to be on target.
2000 for a 500 report is silly, clarity is the key with the little uns: why say it in a paragraph when a sentence would do? Especially if all the space you've got to say it is a sentence.

I think people forget with little essays and don't plan enough, if anything small essays need to be planned more meticulously than big ones because you've got less margin for repetition and waffle.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

An all-dayer? Crikey - sounds like a nightmare.
And I agree with Lizzie that short essays can be a nightmare. Mine was 3,000 and I had to cut so much out so it would fit properly. I hope I made the right decisions about what to keep and what to leave.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

You won't know until the results come in.
I'm sure you got it right though, you've done pretty well up to now.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

Also, just watched the video.
It is very happy making isn't it? they're all so smiley. Also, I love the blonde girl's aeroplanes bed cover.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

I think the dark haired girl whose eyes roll back as she *ahem* arrives looks so beautiful post-orgasmically.
All happy and glowy and nice.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

Definitely.
*grins*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

The play last Friday
Written by meeee. Two years of hard work. Worth it.
(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

Has someone put it on
or have you just finished it?

Either way, good stuff!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

Yes, it was put on last Friday
But I was in it as well...

The ultimate dream is to write a play that I don't star in. Only then will I be gleefully happy.
(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Hee hee.
Ace stuff... was it well received?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Feedback's been great so far - it was part of my module though, so I suppose I'll have to wait until I get my mark

(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

Wrote a fool-proof program in assembly language that can draw lines across the screen.
It's a remarkably complicated process.

Oh, and made some inroads into my fantastic novel that's going to take years to write.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

Excellent work
Techy, yet creative.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Invented a sitcom.
I've had another episode idea too. Piston could come, but me and Friz would have a rare form of narcolepsy, so every time he spoke, we'd fall asleep.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

You wouldn't need narcolepsy.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

That'd be the main joke.
We were pretending all along.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

STOP MENTIONING ME YOU TIGHT-TROUSERED TORRENT OF TEDIUM

(__, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

No.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I laughed so hard I nearly started.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

Well done Lim Lam, I know how much this means to her so i will pander greatly.
I would also Pander to you too but I love Az too much.

The last thing I was proud of was a massive painting that I gave away to Cancer Research and it made them £800 at an auction for them which will help save someone's life.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

That is wicked cool stuff to be proud of.
Here have a Princess Leia Pug to celebrate.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D
I just said out "Gaaaaww!" out loud :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Lim Lam? I like it.
Now I can concentrate on everything else. Feels like such a weight off my shoulders.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

you're my lim lam :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Aw well done artface :)
That's really cool.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

Eeeello spider monkey :)
I was quite chuffed it made that much. I got pics on my camera I'll upload to the old Facespace so people can have a look.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

One of my facebook friends saw your photo and thinks you are well fit.
She's hanging though. Sorry.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

heh ah well ;)
tell her thank you for the complement and that's very nice of her to say :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Throat fucking that black-spastic.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

Climbed 30foot up a cliff on a beach to retrieve a football.
I'll never forget the adoring looks of the crowd of six that had gathered.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

They were just thinking
"fall, go on fall"
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Pretty much.
One even chucked a rock.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

Were you wearing a cape?
That would have made it truly heroic.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I don't really do enough heroic stuff to justify owning a cape.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

Um....errr.....yeah....erm

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

I stopped without stalling :)
And made up for it later on with interest. BUT STILL. I'm enjoying driving like all the regular human beings do. But lower to the ground.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

That's brilliant.
It's my Summer resolution to learn to drive... is it super scary? Also, do little people like us have to sit on cushions?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

I'm driving a motorbike, not a car yet
But cr3 did let me try his car once. I pulled away! And did not break ANYTHING. It looks like it would take some work to be good at though.

I might have been a little low in the seat also. Maybe a cushion would be useful....
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

wait till you get to the point when confidence kicks in and you start having fun ;D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

I got my debt sorted today

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Congratulations.
I had to write down my debt for a scholarship form, over 13,000... OUCH.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

yikes!
We're 20k in the red but the guy from the debt charity reckons we'll pay it off in 3 years if they can get the interest stopped
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

The last song I recorded, and probably my version of Ooom Pa Pa.
I am utterly unable to finish a tune at the moment. It's horrible.

Actually I am proud of the fact that I managed to go for 8 hours without getting overly wheezy. WORK TOMORROW!
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

NO. Don't go in to tomorrow.
What if you have another attack and ruin all the good work these last few days have done? Take tomorrow and the weekend and see how you are on Monday.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

I'm still on probabtion
and I don't get paid for being sick. Besides, I am BORED BORED BORED.

I have had two almost-good days. I will be FINE.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

You be careful lady.
Or Lizzie and I will have to come up there and force you into bed. And not in a sexy way.



Ok, maybe a little bit sexy.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

But it's Friday
Going back to work just for a Friday is painful. :(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

I enjoy my job :(

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

Yay!
I am glad for you then. It's only bad if you to back to a mountain of work.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

I'm hoping that this will not be the case...
but the mountain of work will be even more mountainous on Monday morning. I need to get back to normal, I am sick of being ill.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

Get someone else to run around making your tea at least

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

No work for Wicca.
When I had asthma attacks like you've been having they made me stay in hopsicle for a week. Be good, get yourself some really nice gin and take another day off.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

I need money for the purchasing of goods and services.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

argh, that's in my head now
DAMN YOU LIONEL BART
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

figuring out how to operate a sewing machine
so I could complete a fancy dress costume which I had previously assumed I could just get the bits from charity shops.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

That is ace stuff.
Sewing machines can be tricky bastards at times.

Was your costume good in the end?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

recognisable. If you are over 30, that is, or watch UK Gold a lot.
this on me as a tribute to

the best Time Lord

Tom Baker
(although I had no Lalla Ward to assist.)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

Great stuff!
That is a good costume!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

thankyouse
was thinking about springing it at the Earls Court bash, seeing as theere is an actual blue police box down the road but way too hot for that jacket in nearly-June London
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

As long as you keep your threads out the back and be careful to lift the foot when you're turning, it's cake
I love sewing machines.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

strange, the same could be said for
taking a rear wheel drive coupe round the Nurburgring :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 15 May 2009, 0:13, archived)