Option B1:
Drink heavily, then go to hospital.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

drive?
I have an automatic so dont need my left leg and if I drink much more then I could probably handle the pain and get in a manual
( SiX and his hat, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

This would be a good idea if not for the drink driving
Get bladdered, 'fall over' then get an ambulance.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:52, archived)