Paint them a different colour, tit

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

It's a uni room.
Besides, I'm moving out in 6 weeks.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

I have beige walls
Luckily, it seems to work with the decor. I may have to buy a big painting to cover the biggest exposed wall.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Next year my walls shall be red and white.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

Raspberry Ripple?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

No.
Barber shop.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

Does this mean there'll be four gay men constantly singing in your bedroom?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

Yes

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

*high fives*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

Also
Leave seafood and broken glass under the carpet when you leave.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

I'm leaving bread in the bathroom tiles.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

That's shit
Block the drainpipes, deposit foul-smelling things everywhere, shit in the cistern, glue the windows shut.

That's all I can think of at the moment. I'll add more if anything new and actually original comes to mind.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:27, archived)