It's ok, here, as a last measure:
halflife2.zoy.org/

Ignore this lot, they're grumpy!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

What?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

I clicked the other one too,
I don't learn.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

Oh dear.
I am sorry, it got me the other day. I'm not always fully up to date on all the mirrors of it, so a few get through the firewall.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

You fucking shit.
I clicked that out of curiosity and it completely fucked my computer.

I had to do a full reboot and I was in the middle of writing my dissertation.
Cunt.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

*foams*

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:00, archived)