Don't fucking click anything he fucking posts.
If you've got the rage now this will take you up to smashing stage... it made me almost cry because I lost some of my dissertation.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

Super smashing great?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

I'm clicking nothing
I'm not in the mood for cheering up.

I wish I had cigs and I wish I could sleep
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

Would you react badly with alcohol?
A glass of wine would help you sleep, but it might make you feel worse.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

I'm overdosing on gin so all is well

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

all the best
my best mate said something about my dad tonight and i just started crying
it's been 3 yrs now.. FUCK
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 15 May 2009, 3:03, archived)