BRILLIANT.
BE SURE TO STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE NOOSE ON YOUR WAY OUT.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:46, archived)

is there a reward, in the form of bacon?
if so, i'm in.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

Just get out.
Never darken /talk again.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

pffft.
darkening /talk would be like trying to make butlins shittier :D
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:50, archived)

What, very easy?

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

anyone would think you bedwetters didn't want people to talk to :D
is this a the people who hate other people society?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:56, archived)

No, this is the "Your post is shit" society.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:59, archived)

it's a buyer's market and we're overstocked with shit people right now
but we'll keep your CV on record and contact you if Master of Turnips flounces
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:00, archived)

i also do a good line in wacky & zany lolpwnage
i hear the internet is new ground for this sort of thing...
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

I remember you, you're the bloke that had his bike nicked
haha

no bike
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:04, archived)

i'm about to get it back off the cops
they take an age to process things! motherfuckers. i even located it and got a name for the thief and still i have to wait. it's been in their storeroom for 9 weeks now! bastards.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:06, archived)

haha
no bike
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:07, archived)

What a no biked fuck face.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:11, archived)

i know, right?
apart from the other bike... but we won't talk about that
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

If I didn't have a bike and people were picking on me, I'd pretend I had another bike too.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

i will bear that in mind
while riding my bike :D
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

tell us another Maddie joke, that always brings the house down

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:15, archived)