a pub
i'd phone up everyone i'd ever met, and say "i've just bought a pub, come round and help me drink it dry"

that would be my number one priority
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

Would there be scampi fries?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

nah
we'd have to go out roaring drunk and buy a kebab shop later
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

or you could ring up dominoes
and not even go for one of the offers.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

Ooooh
Yes.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

Well, I'm changing my answer to this

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

That's a great idea.
Can I come?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:10, archived)