Years at a church school means the bible was drummed into me.
As a kid though I always liked the story of Balaam's ass. Just cos it had a talking donkey in it.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

I prefer the tale of Marys cunt

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Immaculate conception my arse!
I heard she bloody loved it when God gave her a good seeing to!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

I heard he did her up the shitter

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Which version is that in?
It isn't in the King James....
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

It's in the "Little boys Catholic bible stories"

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

"Sure, and young Eammon
would you not like to know more about what Mary felt when the Lord visited her ?"

"No father"

"Oh go-waaaan !"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Leads me into the joke...
How do you know a catholic priest is a paedophile?

He is Catholic and he is a priest.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:18, archived)