I went to a party on Wednesday and there was a pug and a sausage dog there.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Why is there not
a youtube clip of them having sex while you poledance in the background ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

D: why didn't you call me? I would have drove...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:29, archived)