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*calmly backs away*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

I think he thinks photoshop is actually a verb

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

The verb is 'Photochop'

( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

You are a verb.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:43, archived)