If I had a goose
I'd call it "Honky"

I'd also have a duck called "nigger"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Yo,
That shit is quack, man
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

The standard of these puns is poultry to say the least.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Racist.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:02, archived)