Why did the duck wear a belt?
Because his trousers were too goose (loose).
( Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Why did the goose go to the male escort agency?
For a gander.
( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Who's a duck's favourite model?
Pamela Ganderson.
( Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

I like geese.

( Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

Why did the chef want to catch the goose?
because he wanted to fuck it,kill it, pull its giblets out, stick a glove of garlic up its arse, cook it and then eat it.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)