Oh The Doveston! I would love to come and see you in Koko tomorrow evening,
however I have plans. Firstly I will be rummaging through my flatmate's underwear drawer (he is going away this weekend) and then masturbating into the best pants I can find.
Then I will be hiding no less than three seperate poos, of my own making, in various places in his room, possibly using cellotape.
Then I will be taking a nap, and maybe having a cup of tea.
As you can see, The Doveston, my day is pretty full already, but thank you for the invitation!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

I've already shit in your bed.
That's not a dark ale you're drinking either.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

the security guard recommended this ale.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

It was a ploy to encourage you to buy a planted bottle of Theakstons.
Premeditated etc etc...poo beer
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

nut brown

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

nut
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

i always struggle to make plans, it appears you don't, no offence
good greatness
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

i just though up a joke, what do you do if your wife is bleeding from 2 holes? shoot her again
no offence

great
( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

*applauds*

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Golly gosh!
:O
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:45, archived)