probably not.
but he could punch one down your jap
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

Oof.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

I tried punching a collegue in the palm today.
I kept skimming rather than hitting square on.

Targeted punches are not my strong suit.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

This is because I have an unusually large urethra, isn't it? :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 16 May 2009, 0:54, archived)