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This is a new thread.
There are many new threads like but this one is mine.
My new thread is my best friend, without it I am nothing.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
I just took a shit in your thread.

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
It was very nice.
Like choc lick.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
Like this
www.poobutton.com

sort of NSFW
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
:(
sort of?
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
Yes.

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
Well I say.

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
Oh you fucker.

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
Three clicks a charm.

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
I just got asked why I was listening to Scatman John.
*fumes*
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

thread mum
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
Your timing is all out...
:(
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
This is my reply, this is my gun*cups genitals*.
This is for flaming, this is for fun.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
I personally think this is one of my better posts.

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
Well, I've added to your total.
We'll se if others think it's one of your best.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
I liked it because of the wordplay.
I'm quite proud of myself.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
I enjoyed seeing my posts, when at the Hoodbutter's place.
I laughed at my own words, imagine that, I made a funny.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
probably not.
but he could punch one down your jap
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
Oof.

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
I tried punching a collegue in the palm today.
I kept skimming rather than hitting square on.

Targeted punches are not my strong suit.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
This is because I have an unusually large urethra, isn't it? :(

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
I bet you'd fuck a guy in the ass.
And not have the god damned courtesy to give him a reach around.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
Is that from "Full Metal B3tan"?

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
Hmm, films re-done with a talk theme.
I like this idea.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
If done with a /links theme
it could be "Alottaclips NOW!"
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:34, archived)
If you think I'm hot, click this.

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
If you think I'm not, click this.

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
Come on B3ta?!
Don't you think I'm totally hot? I have a pipe for fucks sake! GEEZ!
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:06, archived)
As you're on /talk
this would, logically, make you the Pied Piper.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 1:36, archived)