s'not actually late here
nearly half noon actually.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:23, archived)

shocking behaviour

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:27, archived)

yes
cos I can really control the timezones :D
I just like making all the scary people toddle off to be and the nice ones insomniacs cos they're secretly on Ausland time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:29, archived)

how about the scary insomniacs
like me?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:30, archived)

you're not that scary.
I've met worse.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:32, archived)

i have never been the same since that car accident..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:33, archived)

*Clicks*
It's an improvement!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:36, archived)

Rev Jesse made that for me..
my effort is on the top of my profile.

thats the original
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:37, archived)

Eh.
Still not that scary.
The superficial stuff ain't what scares me. It's the nasty insidious stuff you can't see underneath.

And spiders.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:36, archived)

meet velvet
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:40, archived)

GARGH.
I knew I shouldn't have clicked that.
/shudders.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:41, archived)

its not the tarantulas you have to worry about
they generally pack less poison in a bite than a bad wasp sting

its the little fuckers you have in your country you need to watch out for.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:44, archived)

Having been stung by 30 european wasps
at once (ours don't sting they're very placid), I'd rather not find out if that's allright!

I hate spiders. Word of advice. NOWHERE IS SAFE in Australia when it comes to spiders. Up north - they're fucking huge and deadly, Down south, down here? They're sly and hideous and the ones no bigger then your thumbnail can kill you in less then 24 hours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 3:47, archived)