"I fancy him"
"Because he's not bad-looking for a knacker."
( Lord Gnome, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

that's the first time I've ever seen that
my stomach hurts and I nearly did a little wee from laughing so hard.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:05, archived)