I was just about to go to bed
When my alcoholic ex neighbour phoned (bare in mind its 5am here) and offered to post ten pound through my letter box. This is 100% genuine!
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:11, archived)

thanks for sharing.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:13, archived)

I hope he puts your windows in.
I best be off.
Good Morning Internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:15, archived)

night mate

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:16, archived)

She.
Her name is susie. She supports her drink problem with catologue fraud and hustling fellow alcoholics but she always seems to have money when I dont.
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:19, archived)

Funny that
Perhaps that's life's way of telling you something. A constantly drunken kiter is less shit than you are.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:21, archived)

I know!
How fucked up is that!
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:22, archived)

that's GREAT!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:16, archived)

It is!
Im fucking skint!

Im going b3d.
Night all!
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 5:17, archived)