I'm going to be very wacky. I'm going to dress as a bear and then read the Guardian in the library but I'll alter the title so it says Grrrdian.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

I wish, I was sure that, you was joking.

( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

I am joking,
I'm really going to dress as a dog and read the Telegruff.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I might have laughed at that

( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

you could dress as a calculator and read the times
hoho
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

NO.
Dress as a herb and read the Thymes.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)