My girlfriend is a fucking mental spastic
but she is very attractive, has great tits and is rich; how can I stay with her without going slowly insane?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Labotomy.
You or her, whichever you prefer.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:04, archived)