Dear baldmonkey,
What can I buy my tutor as a leaving gift? She's a 35 year old Irish lezzer.

Yours ever,

Frances x
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Ann Summers voucher.
Chocolates.
Flowers.
Lush stuff.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

A 25 year old Irish lezzer?
Gift wrapped of course.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Not very portable.
And fiddly to wrap.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

strychnine
lots of strychnine
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

I'd watch Strychnine Come Dancing

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 16:16, archived)