can i talk about shoes and pretty dresses or make up or something?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Will your top be off?
We have to maintain some ratio of man action.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

only if we don't have to pretend to be interested

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Only if the shoes are football boots
the dresses are black and white stripes and the make up says "SHEARER" on your forehead.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:34, archived)