I'm sorry I'm late folks, I had a choice of about 8 shirts to wear and I had dreadful trouble making my mind up
Well, you're not booing yet so I guess you want to see some more *rips off trousers*.
( magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

Unlike my late nineties gigs, tonight will feature no stripping.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:37, archived)