Balls.
I was almost ready to set off for work, just brushing my teeths and something clicked (in my mind, not my teeth)..

I have an appointment with the dentist at 9:40 this morning and didn't actually have to get up for another 3 and a half hours.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 5:58, archived)

Use the time constructively.
Have a wank.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 6:03, archived)

How many wanks can you fit into 210 minutes?

( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 6:58, archived)

420

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 7:20, archived)