On dave ja vu currently
is the episode of have I got news for you with brian blessed.

I am smiling much.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

I learnt the word "embrangled" today.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

it sounds like "U-VA-VOO!"

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

no it doesn't.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

"U-RA-NOO!" then...

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

not much.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

You should have Sexface do you up the cunt
Then you'll smile harder
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

Perhaps he should fuck you then.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

Who says he hasnt?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

The internet.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

I've got a terrible cold and blocked nose
It's the last time I'm ever going to Cancun!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

I also have a terrible cold and a blocked nose.
I've not been to Cancun though.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

I'm smiling. But only cos I'm a bit drunk and in firm denial that my entire degree rests on these next two weeks.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

I need to e-mail my uni
To make sure they give me an interview for next year.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

Don't worry about it.
French is just drunk Latin, anyway.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

It's experience that counts anyway
degrees are just a bit of paper
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

If its experience that counts she'll be prime minister within a year

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Really?

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

let's be honest here, he's a fat overblown shithead

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

he's like a frightening drunk uncle at the family New Year's Eve party.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

He's like a giant dwarf.
He's awesome.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:15, archived)