Stay online

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

But all I've been doing is sitting on the computer
going for occasional walks, the odd push up and eating only potatoes and cabbage.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

I've been sweating my arse off at the gym
and eating fruit instead of digestives, and I'm still "going whale"
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Saying that, I am eating an apple pie right now.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Perhaps you should get a cold as well.
I've got one.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

No thanks,
I'm trying to give them up.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:24, archived)