Report in keyboard crunchers.
What fat woe is about?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

I've been reading all evening.
A BOOK. OFFLINE.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

This was probably the best task undertaken by any b3tan, this evening.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

I done stuff
months-worth of offline stuff
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

Hello!
not seen you here in ages. Y'aright?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

aye, no bad
how's you?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

:O It's JV!
She's probably in bed now, and in any case won't notice this because it's halfway down the board, but let a :O and a wheyyyy be recorded nonetheless.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:08, archived)

Depends which book
but, this being MGT, I'm guessing that it was an Improving Text.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Berkeley - Principles of Human Knowledge

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

Never heard of it, but it sounds good
what's the central thrust of the argument?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

There's no such thing as material substance.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Right
is this physics, or philosophy?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Philosophy
1710
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

Thought so
how many points do you give it, out of ten?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

It's a good 8, at least.
I find this sort of thing quite difficult to read, to be honest. Not because I find the arguments challenging so much as because it always gives me more ideas and my mind goes off on a tangent, and I suddenly find myself 5 pages further on without actually having consciously read any of it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

I got that reading Generation Kill.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

I'd like to continue this one
can you let me know the ISBN, etc?
I miss this kind of discussion.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

0-14-043293-0

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

Ta
I shall try to get hold of a copy.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

Nowt
I've been at the drink.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Not a good Saturday.
It all sets up a Hollywood finish, mind.
We'll see.. I'm 50/50.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Yeah
sounds about right...could do with Bassong :(
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

Time for some to step up and be counted.
It'll have to be Coloccini and Taylor.
Hopefully Enrique should be back.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

I'd still take any of our defenders over Newcastle's
/Everton blog
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Actually, I'm starting to hope your lot stays up
When we play Newcastle there's always a good atmosphere about the place.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Great
thanks
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

YOU ARE NOT MONGYCHOPS
I DEMAND TO SEE MONGYCHOPS.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

Oh I see
you're still dull.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

Oh, I see
You're still trying to irritate me for no apparent reason. I'm okay with that, no offense.

Wicked.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

You're like a shit version of Gilgamesh

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

NO U LOL

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Have Penguins got smaller?
(the biscuit not the furry little animal)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

I don't believe so.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

I've just eaten one from the fridge
I haven't had one for years but it looks really small compared to how I remember them
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

your memories have grown.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

memories +hands
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

I happen to be eating one now
and I don't think they're any smaller
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

I think I'm losing weight and looking prettier
How should I stop this? :(
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

Stay online

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

But all I've been doing is sitting on the computer
going for occasional walks, the odd push up and eating only potatoes and cabbage.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

I've been sweating my arse off at the gym
and eating fruit instead of digestives, and I'm still "going whale"
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Saying that, I am eating an apple pie right now.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Perhaps you should get a cold as well.
I've got one.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

No thanks,
I'm trying to give them up.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

www.dominos.co.uk
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

I don't like dominos :(

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

how about scrabble then?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

That's tasty.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

They don't deliver to my address.
:(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

good

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

I've got a new contract which involves yet more working from home
pretty soon I won't need to go outside ever again
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

You'll eventually fall out with people on the internet, for very serious reasons.
VERY serious.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

after 10 years here I really should know better :(((

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

I've traded in my Mini for a Honda Accord.
Justice will be spoken of, on the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Is this a new shit one-man meme?
Don't you be turning into me, G.

I'll be calling you Gilgalollyoff, next.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

it's highly-targeted bullying of a shit b3tan

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

I've just got my old guitar out
it saddens me that I can't play it well as I used to, JMG.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

Put your mind to it.
You'll be back to the top of the charts come Sunday week.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

I doubt it
they want shiny pop these days. I write miserable shoegazing rubbish.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

I dug my guitars out today, noodled around a bit, wrote a tune, forgot it again
which probably means it was pish
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

I've got a monstrous epic
it's genius, but I'm crap at writing lyrics.
I need help.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

I'm off to tap my feet to Wilko tomorrow
PUB ROCK ISN'T DEAD
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

postin dis again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMN81_PIhQI
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

You sexy fucker

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

I just watched the Prison Break finale :(
Also, I am drinking wine after doing a cuntload of college work. More to come tomorrow, but I've earned a bit of light-headedness.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

SEX!!!

(mingeswingers, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:29, archived)